We’re closing for the Holiday Season because we’re actually cyborgs who need servicing.

Plank was attacked by Angry Birds during our annual holiday party and we’ve all been hospitalized with beak wounds to our extremities.

We’ve been bought out by Google and are all off to the Googleplex for a few weeks.

OK. Seriously. We’re closed for the holidays from December 21st, 2011 until January 3rd, 2012. No excuses necessary.

The entire Plank Team send our wishes for all the best for this holiday season and a very Happy New Year. In case you’re still looking for an excuse to get out of any of those holiday parties, the Holiday Dodger is your trusty friend and we guarantee you’ll find just the excuse you’re looking for.

The Holiday Dodger